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MissMuffet
Robot Zombie Hillbilly  Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2219 Location: The Betty Ford Clinic    votes: 36 View user's profile |
Champagne hangovers. They're almost nonexistent. _________________ Today's special is Poached Go To Hell. |
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rainbow kittens
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Right now I am roasting a chicken in my toaster oven! This thing has convection bake! Awesome! Anyway, it smells the same way it does when Mom makes it, so it reminds me of home. Knowing that it's going to taste AWESOME makes me smile! ... and makes my tummy grumble. I decided kinda late in the day that I wanted a roast chicken for supper. It won't be ready for another hour and a half or so 
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rainbow kittens
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My dance slippers came in the mail today, which means no more cold feet during belly dancing! They're a bit tight for my sasquatch feet, but they'll do for now. When they wear out then I'll get a size up. |
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Jimmy Big Ears
X-talk mobster  Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 3256 Location: St. Francis Xavier University  votes: 38 View user's profile |
This: MissMuffet wrote: 4:40pm Client: "Call them and tell them to call me. Please call me as soon as you've called them." 8:30am the next morning: Client: "I have not heard back from you. I asked that you call me when you called them. Have you called them yet? Me: *Look... do you understand, that you want me to call people I have NOTHING to do with, so that I can tell them to call you. Is that right?" 9am Client: "Please call them as soon as possible. We understood that you would call them last night. They were expecting your call." 9:02am Me: "You told them that I'd be calling them??? Why didn't you just tell them yourself when you called them??? Oh my god, you OBTUSE PIECE OF HUMAN FLOTSAM!! MAY YOU PERISH OF VIOLENT FITS AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR OWN VOMIT!!" I may have just imagined that last bit. And this: 
_________________ "Ah, sleek vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains." -Seymour Skinner. |
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Jimmy Big Ears
X-talk mobster Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 3256 Location: St. Francis Xavier University votes: 38 View user's profile |
_________________ "Ah, sleek vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains." -Seymour Skinner. |
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Jimmy Big Ears wrote: Goddamn liberal vegetables. Don't they know the girl is always supposed to be on the bottom? |
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Genghis Khanada
Eulogy reader  Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 727 Location: The Front Pew  votes: 16 View user's profile |
Korean folk. _________________ Milkis: New feeling of soda beverage |
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Well, convocation, of course. It's a great day, all the people are happy (the unhappy people not being on campus), and it's always nice to meet the parents. Plus, we had little muffins. I definitely recommend attending your graduation. |
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Jimmy Big Ears
X-talk mobster Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 3256 Location: St. Francis Xavier University votes: 38 View user's profile |
Cormier wrote: Well, convocation, of course. It's a great day, all the people are happy (the unhappy people not being on campus), and it's always nice to meet the parents. Plus, we had little muffins. I definitely recommend attending your graduation. Did you attend all of yours? I'm just wondering about the smaller ceremonies for grad-level degrees.
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Jimmy Big Ears wrote: Cormier wrote: Well, convocation, of course. It's a great day, all the people are happy (the unhappy people not being on campus), and it's always nice to meet the parents. Plus, we had little muffins. I definitely recommend attending your graduation. Did you attend all of yours? I'm just wondering about the smaller ceremonies for grad-level degrees.I went to both. I skipped the MSc (this is common in chemistry) and went straight to the PhD, and we went to that one. At McGill, the grad school has its own cerremony and it's actually fairly large; there were about as many grad students at McGill then as there are students at X now, so you could be graduating several hundred. It was quite nice, though not as meaningful as my undergrad one. |
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Jimmy Big Ears
X-talk mobster Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 3256 Location: St. Francis Xavier University votes: 38 View user's profile |
Cormier wrote: Jimmy Big Ears wrote: Cormier wrote: Well, convocation, of course. It's a great day, all the people are happy (the unhappy people not being on campus), and it's always nice to meet the parents. Plus, we had little muffins. I definitely recommend attending your graduation. Did you attend all of yours? I'm just wondering about the smaller ceremonies for grad-level degrees.I went to both. I skipped the MSc (this is common in chemistry) and went straight to the PhD, and we went to that one. At McGill, the grad school has its own cerremony and it's actually fairly large; there were about as many grad students at McGill then as there are students at X now, so you could be graduating several hundred. It was quite nice, though not as meaningful as my undergrad one. _________________ "Ah, sleek vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains." -Seymour Skinner. |
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ginny
X-Talk Broadway Baby  Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 1190 Location: Le Gish votes: 17 View user's profile |
Codco Skits "C'maan FLY! FLY! Jump outta de nest! C'maan de cat's comin!!!" _________________ Even after all this time, the Sun never says to the Earth, "You owe me". Look what happens with a love like that; it lights the whole sky! |
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Genghis Khanada
Eulogy reader Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 727 Location: The Front Pew votes: 16 View user's profile |
Haha Seumas wants to fuck a carrot. _________________ Milkis: New feeling of soda beverage |
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Chesty LaRue
X-Talk Pervert  Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 4166 Location: Up Yours votes: 29 View user's profile |
Susan Boyle actually makes me cry too. I want her to win. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY _________________ Who said that?! |
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update: staring at the above gif while listening to the beginning of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjzIBI3jkKY&fmt=18 |
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Jimmy Big Ears
X-talk mobster Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 3256 Location: St. Francis Xavier University votes: 38 View user's profile |
Interesting name; meshuggah is a Yiddish word for ''Crazy'. _________________ "Ah, sleek vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains." -Seymour Skinner. |
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MissMuffet
Robot Zombie Hillbilly Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2219 Location: The Betty Ford Clinic votes: 36 View user's profile |
The Nacho Wallet! http://www.modcloth.com/store/Womens/Accessories/Bags/Nacho+Wallet _________________ Today's special is Poached Go To Hell. |
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Being told by a female friend that some guys had 'to small of lips' to be good kissers so they were genetically undate-able. |
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MissMuffet
Robot Zombie Hillbilly Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2219 Location: The Betty Ford Clinic votes: 36 View user's profile |
Pedal totally reminded me of more than a smile: today I laughed uproariously at a girl who exited Bebe today wearing this "retro" fringed faux-gold jumpsuit with feathered stilettoes and a lamé purse the size of a hockey bag, shrieking at her boyfriend because he wouldn't buy her new shoes. Big chucks! OhEmGee! _________________ Today's special is Poached Go To Hell. |
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