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Hey everyone I've decided that maybe it's a litle too early for me to be looking for someone to date exclusively. I think there a re a lot of good sides to being a bachelor that we don't often hear about. You get time to yourself without needing to constnatly please your girlfriend. You don't have to eat with her friends at meal hall (I've tried sitting with her when I saw her at meal hall and her friends were idiots). You can go days without showering and leave your grogans around. My parents usually visit me every week or so anyway, so it's not like I need a girlfriend to help me be clean or do laundry. And I don't need to cook for myself or eat with anyone at meal hall I don't want to. What are some stories we fellow bachelors can share? |
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Chesty LaRue
X-Talk Pervert  Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 4166 Location: Up Yours    votes: 29 View user's profile |
aspie jew stereotype wrote: Hey everyone
I've decided that maybe it's a litle too early for me to be looking for someone to date exclusively. I think there a re a lot of good sides to being a bachelor that we don't often hear about. You get time to yourself without needing to constnatly please your girlfriend. You don't have to eat with her friends at meal hall (I've tried sitting with her when I saw her at meal hall and her friends were idiots). You can go days without showering. My parents usually visit me every week or so anyway, so it's not like I need a girlfriend to help me be clean or do laundry. And I don't need to cook for myself or eat with anyone at meal hall I don't want to. What are some stories we fellow bachelors can share? You can shit with the door open, talk about pussy, go on riverboat gambling trips, and make your own beef jerky. Women wreck all that. _________________ Who said that?! |
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Russia's greatest love machine  Joined: 09 Jul 2009 Posts: 752 Location: The wrong place votes: 6 View user's profile |
Chesty LaRue wrote: You can shit with the door open, talk about pussy, go on riverboat gambling trips, and make your own beef jerky. |
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Aspie, are you a grown up Kyle Schwartz? 
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Does anyone remember that one episode of Happy Days where Fonzie.... Now what did Fonzie do in that particular episode.... Hmm.... |
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Jimmy Big Ears
X-talk mobster  Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 3256 Location: St. Francis Xavier University  votes: 38 View user's profile |
I never saw Happy Days. The only thing I know about it is a) Winkler as Fonzie, symbol of cool and b) Ron Howard was in it. I don't know if Happy Days is even on the to-order classics station anymore. _________________ "Ah, sleek vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains." -Seymour Skinner. |
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Senther
Xtalk Drifter  Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 2296 Location: The Deadlights  votes: 42 View user's profile |
Nitz wrote: Does anyone remember that one episode of Happy Days where Fonzie.... Now what did Fonzie do in that particular episode.... Hmm....
Well Played _________________ To avoid complications, she never kept the same address In conversation, she spoke just like a baroness |
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Under an hour til first sound of joke zooming over someone's head. Sort of appropriate in an AJS thread, I feel. |
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Chesty LaRue
X-Talk Pervert Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 4166 Location: Up Yours votes: 29 View user's profile |
Lance Uppercut wrote: Under an hour til first sound of joke zooming over someone's head. Sort of appropriate in an AJS thread, I feel.
It's more of a "whoosh!" sound isn't it? _________________ Who said that?! |
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Jimmy Big Ears
X-talk mobster Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 3256 Location: St. Francis Xavier University votes: 38 View user's profile |
Whoosh, zoom. Whatever it is, someone explain it. I only follow the 'forgetting' thing. _________________ "Ah, sleek vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains." -Seymour Skinner. |
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Chesty LaRue
X-Talk Pervert Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 4166 Location: Up Yours votes: 29 View user's profile |
Chicks are for fags. _________________ Who said that?! |
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Jimmy Big Ears
X-talk mobster Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 3256 Location: St. Francis Xavier University votes: 38 View user's profile |
An end to chastity belts. _________________ "Ah, sleek vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains." -Seymour Skinner. |
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Senther
Xtalk Drifter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 2296 Location: The Deadlights votes: 42 View user's profile |
Speaking of a... _________________ To avoid complications, she never kept the same address In conversation, she spoke just like a baroness |
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Chesty LaRue
X-Talk Pervert Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 4166 Location: Up Yours votes: 29 View user's profile |
Senther wrote: Speaking of a...
Kekeke _________________ Who said that?! |
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Jimmy Big Ears
X-talk mobster Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 3256 Location: St. Francis Xavier University votes: 38 View user's profile |
Nyuk nyuk nyuk _________________ "Ah, sleek vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains." -Seymour Skinner. |
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